No vampires don't sparkle, yes women can fight and vampires live a very long time. Clearly an attempt to make a kick ass franchise based around ethical vampires this film fails on so so many levels. The script is wooden, the plot is laughable and the over emphasised grunts during the slowed fight scenes just add to the levels of s*** this one reaches. I feel sorry for the cast cause it really isn't their fault...
Worth a watch: Very much no
Entertaining: Very much not
Farquaad's View: Not a good film and in some places its so painful
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